Beautiful People Don't Ride BikesNicole and I felt like having pizza for dinner this evening, so we both hopped on our bikes and rode down to Albano's on Melrose (if you order from them be sure to specify that you want your pizza well done or it comes out soggy for some reason). Of course, pizza isn't the point of tonight's entry (though it's always a delicious topic of discussion).
After dinner we decided to head to The Grove to catch a movie. As we approached the parking structure a sign directed us inside to bicycle parking. Nicole mentioned that she remembered seeing spaces for bicycles near the Fairfax Ave. entrance, so we headed through the parking structure in search of a place to lock up. Of course, what had once been bicycle parking was now, literally, red carpet.
Confused, we followed this carpet until we arrived upon a new-and-improved valet parking location. To our left was a carpeted area within the parking structure that featured leather couches where the well-to-do (or wannabe-well-to-do) could sit and wait as their cars were retrieved. To our right were hordes of people waiting in line (presumably to request their vehicles).
I told Nicole that I was going to ask one of the employees where the bike parking had gone. We got off our bikes and walked them over to an area that was clear of the lanes of traffic--an area that consisted of red industrial carpet that had been placed atop the road surface. I walked to an official-looking Grove employee donning a dark suit, shiny nametag, and two-way radio. Surely he would help me find a place to park.
No sooner had I come within ten paces of the man did he shoot me "the look". I knew what was coming. I kept walking. He began to speak.
"Hey! You need to--" I wasn't about to let him lecture me about stopping my bicycle on the precious red carpet. I interrupted him and asked my question, "Where do we park our bikes?"
"Past the ramp and to the left." He motioned toward the Stanley Ave. side of the parking structure where the main security office was located.
He began to speak. "You can't--" I interrupted him again. "Didn't there used to be bicycle parking over there?" I pointed to the area that we had just ridden through.
His reply was curt: "Can't you see? Things have changed."
I walked away. I wasn't about to give him the satisfaction of completing his original thought.
As I headed back to where Nicole was waiting with our bikes, I couldn't help but feel like a third-class citizen. The more I thought about what had just happened, the more enraged I grew. I had stumbled into forbidden territory. I was riding a bicycle in Los Angeles; at The Grove nonetheless. The Grove: a place of fancy clothes and fancy cars...stereotypical L.A. And I....I was riding a bicycle.
If you ride a bike in Los Angeles then it must be because you are unable to afford a car. Certainly one wouldn't
choose to ride a bicycle if they had other option. I had committed a cardinal sin. Not only had I dared to ride a bicycle to the prestigious Grove, I let The Beautiful People see me. I dared set foot on the red carpet, intruding upon a world of valet service and leather couches (all located INSIDE a parking structure). I did not use the proverbial service entrance.
It then occurred to me exactly why the additional bicycle parking had been removed. It was in the way of the red carpet.
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